[artinfo] The Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator

[Janos Sugar]

Salvation is here!
Feeling inarticulate? Critically gauche? Or just verbally impotent?
We here at Pixmaven have developed The Instant Art Critique Phrase 
Generator so you need never again feel at a loss for pithy commentary 
or savvy "insights." With this device you can speak about Art with 
both authority and confidence. Use this marvellous tool to amaze and 
confound friends and colleagues. Don't miss this opportunity to 
menace and dumbfound professors and artists emeriti!

Please use this product responsibly.

http://www.pixmaven.com/phrase_generator.html