[artinfo] Call for entries: FAKEVERTISING Competition #1

[andreas a. milles]

Call for entries!

Fakevertising Competition 1: The force is with you, the contributers!
http://www.fakevertising.com

For the first fakevertising competition we peeled 
three possible finalists: Now we want to decide 
together with you, which idea should be "the 
one". Actually, we're gonna let you decide. Here 
is our offer:

a.) Suicide Booth

Made popular by futuristic television (Futurama) 
: The Suicide-Booth is being introduced to the 
market. It's something like a phonebooth (or 
something like that) which offers you the 
"suicide that suits you", easy and discrete. 
Whether you want do "die in or take-away", this 
service offers you the ultimate stile-analysis! 
Remember: there is no second chance to make a 
last impression. It can be quite important for 
those you leave behind (if any) how you kicked 
the bucket. Kurt Cobain singing in the background 
or white noise from the TV Set? What kind of 
tonality to choose for the suicide note? Which 
method is the right one for me? Should you inform 
your ex?


b.) Dr. DelayZs

Dr. DelayZs is the perfect solution for all those who run behind schedule:
How often do you find yourself in a situation 
when you realise you won't make the deadline for 
your presentation, thesis or the VC-Date? Dr. 
DelayZs is there to help you right on the spot. 
This full service company will see to it, that 
the meeting is called off - because the person 
you were going to meet is “tied up" otherwise. 
Everyone who heard his Proffessor apologize: “I'm 
awfully sorry, but there was this grand piano 
blocking my garage Š I hope you can motivate 
yourself for another meeting Š ?" Knows just how 
convenient bad conscience can be - if the right 
person has it.


c.) iDoncair

You know what we are talking about. Decisions. 
All the time you have to decide on something. It 
can be nerve wrecking. iDoncair gives all those 
"undecided" folks of all kinds have a means of 
making a decision quick. Because iDoncair meets 
your expectations: whether you need to decide on 
a hair-cut or of looking for a new perfume, 
whether you can't decide on the new wallpaint for 
your living-room or want to brag on your first 
date: iDoncair always gives you 100% "I don't 
care." Always surprising, always fresh.

And now, you will have to make that decision! We 
will discuss and vote until June 30 2005.
Whatever gets the most votes will be the theme of 
the first Fakevertising Contest. Once the 
decision is made, we will supply you with a 
detailed briefing. That much we will give away up 
front: We be looking for advertising ideas and 
campaigns - and the best ones will win.

There will be an open categorie as well, where 
you can hand in stuff for existing brands and 
products ...

http://www.fakevertising.com
http://www.flickr.com/groups/fakevertising

fakevertise with us!