[im] Fwd: Happy New Year

[Tamas St.Auby]

Begin forwarded message:
 
> From: "GINA BLANCA" <osp at post.com>
> Subject: Happy New Year
> Date: 5 Jan 2019 12:57:32 GMT+1
> To: "Tamás Olivér SZENTJóBY STAUB" <iputnpu at gmail.com>
>  
> Yesterday early morning, on the first legal workday of the year, a heavy banging at my port woke me up.
> 'Wait a fucking minute,' I screamed to take a pant on, but they wouldn't.
> Opening it up there stood two she-managers of my residence in a particularly tough disposition.
> They presented me a yellow sheet to sign.
> It said NOTICE OF AMANDMENT TO THE LEASE COVERING 'CANNABIS SMOKING' RIGHTS.
> But what the harpias screeched was this: "From now on you may not smoke cannabis in the house."
> "Neither in the lobby, nor in your apartment."
> First I thought it was something personal, but no, they were rushing around door to door.
> "If you don't sign we'll have to terminate your lease."
> So I signed because I thought I had a nightmare.
> It took five minutes that I started to scream.
>  
> 'What?'
> I am certainly encountering the superparadox at this magic moment.
> The Year of Nonsense has dawned upon me.
> Maybe that's why I'm kept alive so long.
> My primal reaction was to write it to Trudeau.
> It must be some absurd resistance to the law.
> Or some maladroit misinterpretation that can be fiercely dismissed.
> Anyway the worst farce since REEFER MADNESS.
> Where rights means no right.
>  
> Since there's no more Mail Art, Gina set up for me a Twitter account I bravely shunned so far.
> This was a lethal emergency after all.
> An unprecedented invasion of privacy for all my money per month.
> I just didn't know how to address it.
> I wrote 'My Dear Prime Minister'.
> 'I am a law abiding senior citizen.'
>  
> But then I looked up ARTICLE 107 of the CANNABIS ACT the warning referred to.
> The glorious legislation that first time made me proud of my country.
> This subnote clearly defines the legal rights of the individual lessers.
> It is down and up to them to decide whether they allow weed on their premises.
> Or prefer to keep their resident cannabis-free.
> It will probably accrue the face value of the domicils.
> No risk of junky neighbours.
> Evacuation within thirty days if found guilty.
>  
> Beforehand nobody cared.
> Now that it's legal, it is prohibited.
> Trickier than Stalin.
> Rumours spread that they're gonna install sensors.
> And then may come the cigarettes already banned in better buildings.
> W to 1984.
> The smoke-Nazis have taken over the global village.
>  
> I am dying in this flat since 25 years in ragged incognito.
> There was domestic violence and rental troubles but I'm habitually very polite.
> Indiscriminately opening doors to everyone.
> Cleaning my expensive den every other day.
> It is located inside a government complex which, paradoxically, might explain the reactionary decision.
> I chose this place of dwelling for its high security mainly.
> The price of which is to bear with the looks of the guards but that's another letter.
> At least I do not have junky neighbours.
>  
> I'm trying to stay objective but this is the climax of my emigration.
> The capstone of my inverted Pyramid.
> The devil's always been on my back but now it finally gripped me.
> Since I cannot move practically nowhere, I must consider the situation genuine house arrest.
> I sincerely am the most moderate addict of the whole wide world.
> Three tiny spliffs are my weekly dose and nothing else.
> I couldn't even afford more if so wanted.
> But that much I mortally need for recreation.
> I don't have nothing in my own head.
> I'd sooner quit my blueberry cheesecake.
> 
> To be exempted on the medical pretext the whole bull is about you should prove to be terminally ill.
> The system's based on blackmail.
> They took away my last shred of freedom.
> Martyrium seems remaining my only chance for change.
> Maybe I'll have to be the Jan Palach of ganja.
>  
> I surely won't get fooled by benevolence again.
> If you do one thing wrong, everything you'll do is foul.
> Justin the Musulmaniac single-handedly devastated the last haven of the free world.
> This step has been the only good move he ever deigned to make.
> But it's been indeed just a scam of the state to monopolize the inevitable traffic.
> Balancing the budget of the migrant welfare and mosquebuilding.
> Big business at the cost of the culture.
> I know he wouldn't like SPIONS, but you should be very glad with your victorious Orban.
> The worst nationalism is better now than the globalitarian subhumanism.
> It's the death of the West.
>  
> Once a victim, always a victim - a karma-victim of gene-democracy.
> That's what I think of my love story with rock and roll.
> Illegal now at home against my own will.
> Isn't it a macabre cabaret sex appeal?
> The ultimate triumph of liberal capitalism?
>  
> A Manifesto by
> Spiel!
> (The Party of Overnational Socialism)
> 
> 
> Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2018 at 3:00 PM
> From: "Tamás Olivér SZENTJóBY STAUB" <iputnpu at gmail.com>
> To: SPIEL! <osp at post.com>
> Subject: I hate smoke, I love cake
> 
> H, my dear, sweetpie,   
>  https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-17/lines-round-the-block-as-canada-legalises-sale-of-marijuana/10387146 
>  
> Enjoy! 
>  
> H, 
> your jealous cook 
> 

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